I think this will be my last post on American Idol since it may as well just be over at this point. Who gets voted off tonight... Brooke probably deserves it, Sayesha is living on borrowed time, and Jason did some serious damage with a more boring rendition of September Morn than Neil Diamond himself (not easy to do). So does it even matter who goes? They should just skip right to the top 2. Cook and Archuleta will battle it out and Archuleta will probably win because, well, lets look at the actual "voting" audience. I'm fairly certain it's composed of teenage girls, women over forty and probably a couple weird old guys. I guess I shouldn't forget the votefortheworst.com faithful who will probably push Brooke into the top 3 (Just for the record Brooke, I don't think you're the worst... but please don't sing I'm a believer in your low register ever again). Added to the voting pool this year is of course every Mormon in Utah who is voting for David A numerous times. So, David Archuleta will win and it will be totally cute and make us all feel warm and fuzzy and be much easier to watch than David Cook winning with that smug look on his face like "of course I won". And then David Cook will sell more records despite being second place and everyone will be content. The End.
*Note to Paula: We don't mind when you're a little drunk on the show, it makes things more interesting. But when you start critiquing performances that didn't happen it gets a little awkward.