Wednesday, April 30, 2008

American Idol (last one I swear)

I think this will be my last post on American Idol since it may as well just be over at this point. Who gets voted off tonight... Brooke probably deserves it, Sayesha is living on borrowed time, and Jason did some serious damage with a more boring rendition of September Morn than Neil Diamond himself (not easy to do). So does it even matter who goes? They should just skip right to the top 2. Cook and Archuleta will battle it out and Archuleta will probably win because, well, lets look at the actual "voting" audience. I'm fairly certain it's composed of teenage girls, women over forty and probably a couple weird old guys. I guess I shouldn't forget the votefortheworst.com faithful who will probably push Brooke into the top 3 (Just for the record Brooke, I don't think you're the worst... but please don't sing I'm a believer in your low register ever again). Added to the voting pool this year is of course every Mormon in Utah who is voting for David A numerous times. So, David Archuleta will win and it will be totally cute and make us all feel warm and fuzzy and be much easier to watch than David Cook winning with that smug look on his face like "of course I won". And then David Cook will sell more records despite being second place and everyone will be content. The End.

*Note to Paula: We don't mind when you're a little drunk on the show, it makes things more interesting. But when you start critiquing performances that didn't happen it gets a little awkward.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rebecca-
Leave my boyfriend alone!! He does deserve to win and his look isn't smug! If anyone is smug it is Syesha who thinks she is SO good. Do you remember all those times the "stoners" wanted to beat me up because of the so called "looks" i gave them? Some of us just have looks that other people don't like...Get over it!!!

Anonymous said...

P.S.
That picture of Paula is so not flattering. Her arms look gross and her boob is ready to poke someones eye out!
I'm sure I will be talking to you soon. Love you guys

Chy & Justin Jorgensen said...

SO I think your funny! only because I agree but would not think to say anything about it. I was rolling when Paula was a slightly confused~ aka drunk! So is that Mindy Keller leaving the previous comment because I remember something about the stoners and the bad looks. If it is you Mindy I totally agree about smug looks from what I understand I look pissy alot- not true. Anywho~ Rebecca we need PICTURES of your cute family!

Mindy said...

Rebecca
I have an idea- it may be stupid, i don't know. call me when u get home from the game. This would be a lot easier if i knew your email address!

jocelyn said...

Wow. I agree with it all. Poor poor crazy Paula. Just when you thought she couldn't be more awkward or disoriented she goes and proves us wrong.

Anonymous said...

Rebecca-  Remember when we used to say that "Idaho is the best kept secret?" Well, it's a bunch of CRAP!!! We woke up to a couple inches of snow today. This year has been so depressing. Love you- Mindle

Ben and Cindy Spratling said...

I totally want to copy and paste this post to my blog! I couldn't have said it better! I am a fan of Brooke, but what the heck was I'm a Believer? A reck! Anyway- you might see this post on my blog soon, but don't worry... I'll credit you for it :) And PS: I am envious of you and that you are probably enjoying mucho great weather :)

Mindy said...

So i gave in and created a blog (sort of). I need help- I'm computer stupid! I wanted it to be roudygirl.blogspot, but some weirdo used that name back in 2006 to do 1 extremely random post. (Don't believe me, go check it out!) So, it's roudysgirl.blogspot. call me!

Mindle

Kera said...

oh my dear paula,

where did we go wrong with you? What happened to your speech therapy classes to improve that stutter and HOW on earth did you end up on american idol?

Sincerely, Me.

the-olson-clan said...

Rebecca-
O.k. so I am loser and I don't watch American Idol...but I just wanted to say "Hi" and let you know that I was peeking at your blog! Take care
-olsons

Mindy said...

Rebecca-
I do believe you left Stephanie a comment once about how new posts are the meat and potatoes of a blog. I think you need to take your own advice...;)Kiss the kids for me.

Anonymous said...

Dear Rebecca,
I just read your wrap-up on the whole American Idol, and I couldn't have said it better! We just got back from Cobo San Lucas and I watched all this week's show. So glad Jason is gone. Hope everything is going well.
Love,
Aunt Denise

Mindy and Roudy said...

What... You don't have anything to say about my boyfriend this week?

Chy & Justin Jorgensen said...

I have to admit Becca I agree with Mindy I am getting a little let down a when I check your blog and nothing new:) But we still love you! Did you see that Nicole ran a half marathon! You girls are awesome! I have hopes to join you in your coolness someday!

Rebecca said...

Thank you all (both of you ;) who are sad when I don't have new posts on my blog. I will try to be more ambitious in the future.

cortneyhall said...

Rebecca,
your blogg is always the one that brings tears to my eyes from laughing so hard. And the comments you get are super entertaining, too. I know I don't always comment, but know i'm here, laughing my guts out while my kids wonder why Mom's acting weird.
I love your family!

ps The post about the farmer clothes made me laugh for days...Oh, the way we grew up in Idaho, it's just not the same for our kiddos. Well, my kids will get it, in fact I think I'll go out and buy them some of those farmer clothes when we move there!
Did you know it's snowing there today? Yea, we're swimming and they are snowblowing!

Love ya, CC